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the-disney-words: Love Disney? This blog is just for you!

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:14:04 +0100

Love Disney? This blog is just for you!

Fuck off, I don’t want to import all my contacts or browse your selection, I’ll do that...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:56:26 +0100

Fuck off, I don’t want to import all my contacts or browse your selection, I’ll do that when I’m ready thank you very much.

If you like staring at the ducks in the river so much, why don’t you go in and swim with...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:56:14 +0100

If you like staring at the ducks in the river so much, why don’t you go in and swim with them?!

Oh is that you Victoria Beckham? But where’s your kids? You’re not really her are you?...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:56:02 +0100

Oh is that you Victoria Beckham? But where’s your kids? You’re not really her are you? Oh, I see, you just want to look like exactly her.

Oh, so now the council is putting put hanging baskets on the high street now. They are bloody...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:55:50 +0100

Oh, so now the council is putting put hanging baskets on the high street now. They are bloody useful. Thanks for wasting the council tax.

Fuck off nature. If you want to live here, I’m expecting rent.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:55:39 +0100

Fuck off nature. If you want to live here, I’m expecting rent.

Fuck you wind. Stop fucking up my hair.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:55:30 +0100

Found a cupasoup packet at work with “HeLP YOURSeLVeS” written on it in red. Creepy.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:55:14 +0100

Found a cupasoup packet at work with “HeLP YOURSeLVeS” written on it in red. Creepy.

iTunes FML's

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:54:00 +0100

iTunes, please stop automatically playing playlists when I add them to the library. No wonder I don’t use you as my default.

No iTunes, I don’t want you to automatically download everything I’ve purchased before

Well that recruitment agency was really nice…

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:53:11 +0100

Well that recruitment agency was really nice…

I’m sorry, but although we do live in the same house, I don’t respect you telling me how...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:53:00 +0100

I’m sorry, but although we do live in the same house, I don’t respect you telling me how to do my own washing and cooking and speak down to me as if I’m stupid. Why do you have to be so nosy and critical. I don’t tolerate it. I understand where you are coming from having OCD, but but that doesn’t mean you can invade and attack my way of doing things, I’m free to do as I want to. I know what the ‘right’ or perfect way is, but it’s my choice and my ways give the same effect. Sometimes I want to work differently. Is there really a need to be so busy and insult me about it. You don’t get any award for all the ‘corrections’ you’re try to make to me and I’m not yours to mould. And why is it that when I’ve criticised you, you take it out on me. If you can’t handle your own medicine, don’t preach it.

It’s always nice when your ‘friends’ don’t invite you out to any of their...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:52:57 +0100

It’s always nice when your ‘friends’ don’t invite you out to any of their parties. And I’m sure if I ask them they’ll make up some reason.

You’re nice, but I don’t like you in that way. It’s not going to work. Let’s...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:52:49 +0100

You’re nice, but I don’t like you in that way. It’s not going to work. Let’s leave it at that, okay?

Why are you so sensitive about everything. I say one thing that’s out of place and you...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:52:39 +0100

Why are you so sensitive about everything. I say one thing that’s out of place and you unfriend me. If you can’t put up with it then fuck you.

Okay, don’t bother to text me back.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:52:22 +0100

Okay, don’t bother to text me back.

I broke Hotmail when cleaning up contacts: We’re sorry, there was a problem showing this...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:52:13 +0100

I broke Hotmail when cleaning up contacts:

We’re sorry, there was a problem showing this page. We experienced some technical difficulties.

I really want to tell you I like you and I want to ask you out. I just don’t know if you like...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:51:56 +0100

I really want to tell you I like you and I want to ask you out. I just don’t know if you like me back, I don’t want to lose you as a friend.

Why do you always talk down to me like you know better. It’s like you have some personal...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:51:47 +0100

Why do you always talk down to me like you know better. It’s like you have some personal vendetta against me or something.

I don’t see how thinking that a casserole is like a caesar salad is funny. They both involve...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:51:25 +0100

I don’t see how thinking that a casserole is like a caesar salad is funny. They both involve mixed meat and veg.

'I'm the only one who cleans the house'

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:51:14 +0100

Yeah of course you’re the only one, bitch. As if I don’t do any cleaning at all.