Fuck off, I don’t want to import all my contacts or browse your selection, I’ll do that when I’m ready thank you very much.
If you like staring at the ducks in the river so much, why don’t you go in and swim with them?!
Oh is that you Victoria Beckham? But where’s your kids? You’re not really her are you? Oh, I see, you just want to look like exactly her.
Oh, so now the council is putting put hanging baskets on the high street now. They are bloody useful. Thanks for wasting the council tax.
Fuck off nature. If you want to live here, I’m expecting rent.
Fuck you wind. Stop fucking up my hair.
Found a cupasoup packet at work with “HeLP YOURSeLVeS” written on it in red. Creepy.
iTunes FML’s
iTunes, please stop automatically playing playlists when I add them to the library. No wonder I don’t use you as my default.
No iTunes, I don’t want you to automatically download everything I’ve purchased before
Well that recruitment agency was really nice…
