Fuck off, I don’t want to import all my contacts or browse your selection, I’ll do that when I’m ready thank you very much.
Oh is that you Victoria Beckham? But where’s your kids? You’re not really her are you? Oh, I see, you just want to look like exactly her.
Oh, so now the council is putting put hanging baskets on the high street now. They are bloody useful. Thanks for wasting the council tax.
iTunes, please stop automatically playing playlists when I add them to the library. No wonder I don’t use you as my default.
No iTunes, I don’t want you to automatically download everything I’ve purchased before